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sextective:

I missed the train..

sextective:

I missed the train..

whats the craziest thing youve ever done?

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punkcr:

omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week. 

dorkball-mcgee:

dorkball-mcgee:

Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions

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In case you though I was joking

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Song: Timber (2014 Solo Version)
Artist: Ke$ha
Album: Timber (2014 Solo Version) - Single
Played: 1,005,009 times.

knowbs:

impeccabletasteinmusic:

Ke$ha | Timber (2014 Solo Version)

Finally!!!!!!!!!!

easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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fitness-ftw:

skinnyminyy:

OMG THIS RIGHT HERE. SO FUCKING TRUE.

fitness-ftw:

skinnyminyy:

OMG THIS RIGHT HERE. SO FUCKING TRUE.

charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

tomscholes:

itscolossal:

Tiny Embroidered Animals by Chloe Giordano

Another one of those always reblog situations :)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

mishabethyname:

*choke*

mishabethyname:

*choke*

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

bennyslegs:

having ideas for a great fanfic

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writing out the fanfic

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