things i’m fucking stellar at:
- having really bad posture
- wishing i was rich
- never hanging up my clothes
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
but not by the pizza guy
why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies
Because it’s terrifying
a pregnant woman goes into a coma
months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant
“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”
“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks
“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”
what? johnlock? you mean John Locke, the 17th century English philosopher and Father of Classical Liberalism
*cries real tears* NO! johnlock is way more important!!